Friday Flotsam XVIII
This weekend, Team SoCal is heading to Chicago to visit my beloved SearceMaster K and her dashing Mr. Bell Tower. We will be attending a Cubs game, dining at Blackbird (as featured on Top Chef - eeee!), and generally seeing the windy city through the eyes of two of our dearest friends.
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And don't even think about burglarizing my house while I'm gone. The joint will be full of people much more bad-ass, and MUCH better looking, than me and Dave:
Not content with us hiring a dog walker (and yes, thanks to that previous Flotsam post, we got a FABULOUS one!), Ginger has retained a couple of hot lesbians to tend to her needs for the weekend. The little dog is very, very happy with her choice of attendants, expecting that these two will be particularly generous with the jubgina rubs. (Her favorite thing.)
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I don't know why I'm so excited about this, but I had my end of lease inspection for my car on Wednesday and I aced it! No damage charges! I *can* keep my things nice! It only took 32 years to hone the skill. My mom and dad have never been so proud!
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Happy Friday, sweet readers. I hope the weekend bears leisure and delight for each of you!






